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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock Who's There? Boo Boo who? Why are you crying? Sent in by Bridget - Age 9
Knock, Knock Who's there? Catch Catch who? Do you need a Kleenex?	Knock, Knock Who's there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep beep	Knock, Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my gum
Knock, Knock Who's there? Tank Tank who? You're welcome!	Knock, Knock Who's there? Carrie Carrie who? Carry my books please	Knock, Knock Who's there? Summer Summer who? Summer here and some are there
Knock Knock Who's there? Sacha Sacha who? Sacha lot of questions	Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott Abbott who? Abbott time you opened this door	Knock Knock Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows don't go who they go moo
Knock, Knock Who's there? Wooden shoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know	Knock, Knock Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive here so let me in!	Knock, Knock Who's there? Ivor Ivor who? Ivor message for you
Knock Knock Who's there? Abbey Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose	Knock, Knock Who's there? William William who? Willia-m make me a sandwich	Knock, Knock Who's there? Noah Noah who? Noah good place to eat
Knock, Knock Who's there? William William who? Willia-m mind your own business	Knock, Knock Who's there? Jamaica Jamaica who? Jamaica call to your mother yet?	Knock, Knock Who's there? Jan Jan who? Jan oh the answer?